this actually makes sense.
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles
why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway??
not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.
since when is homosexuality a race
She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
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