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eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles

eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

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10th May 2014

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cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

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10th May 2014

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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10th May 2014

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kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

10th May 2014

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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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10th May 2014

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cokeflow:

Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8

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10th May 2014

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mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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